This page is our small, but genuine tribute
to that rare metaphysical phenomena,
the Chicago Shaman, 
King of all Crashers of Wedding parties,
Advocate of the seriousness of Absurdity, 
the foremost Buster of Ghosts,
Grand Chief of Groundhog-Whisperers, 
Ruler of the realm beyond the Fourth Wall,
and Nihilist Zealot for the Zen of Now; 
the Celtic god of Existential Irony,
a Virgo for the Average Sagittarius, 
Mystical Master of the Cosmic Narrative,
and the Late Mayor of Pawnee, Indiana;
the Subject of almost all Good Stories,
and the singularly, transcendentally silly

  William James (Bill) Murray.